How to Tell if You're a Robot

During bath the other day, I had been getting lots of cheap laughs by pretending to be "Robot Daddy." Later, I had this discussion with her.

Joel: How do you know I'm not a robot?

Miriam: Because you look like a human

Joel: What if I'm a robot who looks like a human?

Miriam: You can't be a robot. You have a human voice, and you don't have batteries.

I think Miriam may be the latest in the long line of Abrams lawyers.